"Be yourself; everyone else is already taken."
"It takes a great deal of courage to see the world in all its tainted glory, and still to love it."
"Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much."
"Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell the truth."
"Live life with no excuses and travel with no regret."
"You don’t love someone for their looks, or their clothes, or for their fancy car, but because they sing a song only you can hear."
"It is absurd to divide people into good and bad. People are either charming or tedious."
"Keep love in your heart. A life without it is like a sunless garden where the flowers are dead."
"I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying."
"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go."
"Life is not complex. We are complex. Life is simple, and the simple thing is the right thing."
"The world is divided into two classes, those who believe the incredible, and those who do the improbable."
"We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars."
"There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it."
"True friends stab you in the front."